So this is what Sharpness is?

For years this is what I thought to be a properly focused image:


Then I got glasses.

Standing up at a the optometrist donning the temporary frames (which looked like something Tim Burton would have dreamed up) I looked at the floor and it hit me. I was fucking blind. Towering six feet from the ground my eyes were drinking the texture and patterns of the carpet. I could read things twice as fast and ten times further. It's like using an Apple II for two decades thinking "This is as good as computers get." then someone gives you Macbook Pro. Bam!

This is how the world looks now... or rather how it would look if i hadn't left my beautiful, beautiful glasses on the table running out the door this morning.